only-tiktoks:

04k96:

cyberiada:

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

cryoverkiltmilk:

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger:

ssundiall:

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im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

goals

arias-fantasy:

arias-fantasy:

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

dextroamphetaminefaggot:

dextroamphetaminefaggot:

i love it when there’s a leek in a shopping bag

possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true “MarketHead”

hellyesbro:
“If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.
”
hellyesbro:
“If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.
”

hellyesbro:

If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.

spaghetti-trek:

lliyin:

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

bbybluemochi:

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Oh, pretty baby

I wanna put you in a song

so that people sing along for centuries after

I’ll be the jester as long as you are my queen,

make a fool out of me”

[a sapphic redraw of John William Waterhouse’s Lamia and the soldier for my lesbian fairytale project<3 ]

synqra:

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‘Rainbow pool’ at Congaree National Park - result of decaying vegetation, especially cypress cones and needles, that release their natural oils