Robot Corsair

softmcgraw: This ends when I grant them my forgiveness, ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:53:05 -0300

This ends when I grant them my forgiveness,
not the other way around.

lambbabies: ivory-witch: spartanlocke: torsamors: man. Remember the first time you watched Thor:...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:55:34 -0300

ivory-witch:

spartanlocke:

torsamors:

man. Remember the first time you watched Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Dir. Taika Waititi and hela asked thor ‘what were the god of again?’ and then it went to loki smirking and you KNEW something good was coming. And then immigrant song started to kick in and the LIGHTING started and you felt your SOUL leave your body and go to another plan of existance. Then Thor desending lighting and all onto that pile of aliens in slow motion looking goddamn RENAISSANCE painting? That moment changed me! the DRAMA! The rest of that scene? Valkyrie, Loki, and Hulk fighting together? Thor’s LIGHTING striking those aliens straight outta there like they were fucking ants? ICONIC! The iconic truly JUMPED out of that movie! Taika Waititi took my hand in that movie, told me it was all gonna be ok and then changed my life FOREVER! That was ART! Mr. Waititi thank you for my LIFE

For those who have not yet felt this experience in all it’s glory (or those who just want to feel it again):

I never really loved Thor until this movie.

dappermouth:Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:58:07 -0300

dappermouth:

Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel appears at night–and those who chance upon it should never step inside.

forest-dreams: The most wonderful stroll today through Dean...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:02:47 -0300

forest-dreams:

The most wonderful stroll today through Dean Village, Edinburgh.

baking-accident:important character type: kids’ media villain who can’t really be that evil bc it’s...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:05:18 -0300

baking-accident:

important character type: kids’ media villain who can’t really be that evil bc it’s a cutesy g-rated show and they constantly fail at all their schemes so they just come off as kind of endearing and hang out with the heroes sometimes

usbdongle: soorajmakhi: flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:07:44 -0300

usbdongle:

soorajmakhi:

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”

hey

hey

bornlucky: bonus:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:10:03 -0300

bornlucky:

bonus:

tajaaron: boootyfriedrice: fuckthisblogshit: milfxnina: kara...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:12:18 -0300

tajaaron:

boootyfriedrice:

fuckthisblogshit:

milfxnina:

karayray1:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

goldensweetcheeks:

queenoftongues:

beaux-knows:

thegoldencheeks:

afrikangyal:

westafricanman:

wig chronicles 😂

bruh 😂😂😂

Lmaoo

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

I love this.

This was so pure omfg

Fuckin murdered her ass 💀

I can’t wait for this lol

Dirty Diana took me COMPLETELY OUT! 😭

LMAO

I’m literally tearing cause I read this with enthusiasm and bruh lmao

AHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂 Dirty Diana killed me. “Your wig” as talking dirty brought me back to life.

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:14:55 -0300

probablybadrpgideas:Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:17:17 -0300

probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

ayyvpd: me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:19:43 -0300

ayyvpd:

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

househunting:pastel exteriors pt 2

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:22:02 -0300

househunting:

pastel exteriors pt 2

square: youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou: square: Thor without...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:10:56 -0300

square:

youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou:

square:

Thor without his top

Thor with his Top

doritosandavocados: checkmatethatprivilege: checkmatethatprivilege: 2013 was five years ago let...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:24:14 -0300

doritosandavocados:

checkmatethatprivilege:

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

accio-bellarkes: what were you god of again?

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:26:52 -0300

accio-bellarkes:

what were you god of again?

finnreyultd:As much as I love HP, I had to go to the pirates...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:29:19 -0300

finnreyultd:

As much as I love HP, I had to go to the pirates theme for this week. This is the sort of fight scene that ~~should have been in TLJ~~ I always imagine when I think of Rey and Finn fighting together and cutting down their enemies. Done by the ever-amazing @hippano on commission, this is pretty much Black Sails meets Star Wars, and I flipping love it. Thank you so much, @hippano!

drisrt: L I Q U I D S ★Insp★

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:31:42 -0300

drisrt:

L I Q U I D S

★Insp★

orsob: bust commission for lorelei-calhoun

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:34:12 -0300

orsob:

bust commission for lorelei-calhoun

thetyrannosaur:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:36:39 -0300

How many? MANY MANY. This is near the beach.

thetyrannosaur:

1nd2rd3st: ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:38:58 -0300

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

750,324 people whose mama taught them right